A Song That We Can All Adore

.....note to readers, it's in the style of an Andrew Lloyd Webber or Stephen Sondheim musical. And all in English. Oh, the first time I heard this on Japan-a Radio I knew I needed to own it. And I had to endure TENCHI to get it. Not even TENCHI....a TENCHI SPINOFF with MAGICAL GIRLS. BLECH!!! The song is SOOOOOO worth it though. SOOOOO worth it. And the episode it's in TOTALLY rips on Bill Gates. So there's something. Anyway, if you can find a way to listen to this.....DO IT and you will love it like I do. SOOOOOOOO HILARIOUS. Also, dedicated to my Gravitation Remixes and Shuichi Shindou.........you'll know why when you read both.

Your Hiroshi--Diane Michelle (Tenchi Muyo!--Mahou Shoujou Pretty Sammy episode 2)

Honey it hurts what you've done to me
I'd even call it a tragedy
Now that you've told me the name of your new love
How I wish that you didn't say what you said
Wish it was some other girl instead
I don't know why you need a guy

Younger, stronger, a friend no longer
This bad boy you adore
Need much more
Leave me forever and run
To your hiroshi

He is soft and he is beautiful
How I've admired the silky hair
Of hiroshi, your hiroshi
Guess I thought the one he wanted was me

All those nights
We three hung around
How could I know you'd let me down
You had feelings
For hiroshi
No one is a greater fool than me

Love's a battle I don't want to fight
I'll be crying far into the night
I'm in depair
What do you care
You never cared at all

Honey it hurts what you've done to me
I'd even call it a tragedy
Now that you've told me the name of your new love
Since we met I've put up with a lot of things
Never the pain your new passion brings
I don't know why you need a guy

Younger, stronger, a friend no longer
This bad boy you adore
Need much more
Leave me forever and run
To your hiroshi

Though he's smart
He has an evil heart

Don't you believe the tender words
Of hiroshi
Your hiroshi
Once the one who knew him better was me
As a friend
As a confidante
How can he be the one you want

How I hate him
Your hiroshi
So much more than if he were a she
Ride together in your flashy car
Drink together in some silly bar
I'm in despair
What do you care
You never cared at all

Baby I'm blue and it's you I blame
I want to die when I say his name
Now I know why you've turned into a stranger
Should I smile and pretend that it's really fine
Buy you two sweaters at Christmas time
Don't make me lie
Go to your guy

Younger, stronger, a friend no longer
This bad boy you adore
Need much more
Leave me forever and run
To your hiroshi

Ok....I'm gonna audioblog this, but I deleted my full version of this so I only have half the song. I'll update it when I regain full version which I am furious at myself for deleting!!!! Also, I know the quality is SHITE, but I don't know how else to get audio on th blog. If you have suggestions I'm more than willing to hear them.